Woman Arrested After Being Pulled Over With Jello Shots Falling Out of Her Pockets

News4Jax - A Minnesota woman has been charged with drunk driving after police said they pulled her over for swerving and found Jell-O shots in her pockets. Cathy Sanchez, 28, was spotted driving erratically on a highway in northwestern Minnesota at about 2 a.m. Saturday, The Associated Press reported. When Glydon police pulled her over, they said she was hard to understand, had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol. Officers said they found three alcoholic Jell-O shots in her pockets while searching Sanchez. She had a blood-alcohol level of 0.136, according to police. Sanchez was charged Monday with two counts of first-degree driving while impaired, a felony, plus one count each of giving a peace officer a false name and driving after cancellation, both misdemeanors, the AP reported.

You know what are delicious? Jello shots. You know what are a pain to make, to eat, and to be around in general? Jello shots. Things are such a pain in the ass. First of all, don’t ever try to make them. Make chicks make them, and say you’re busy when they ask you to help. Just so much stupid work goes into it..and nobody ever plans far enough ahead so there’s never room in the fridge or freezer for them, so you end up doing a spring cleaning of both, throwing away old salad dressings and ketchup bottles. Then when they are finally done, you take one and end up just getting it everywhere, half get left in the little plastic thingy cause they are next to impossible to take like a real shot, and it’s just all in all sticky mayhem. All for one stupid jello shot. So I say all that to say this lady is a fucking animal for sticking them into her pockets. 500% chance the reason she did that is because she made them, nobody wanted to bother with them, and she didn’t want her work to go to waste. So she stuck those sumbitches in her pocket and drove her ass home. Hard to really blame her..nobody wants hard work to go to waste. So I respect her effort here. She’d get home, plop them back in the fridge, and have them for lunch the next day. No shame in her game (besides the whole drunk driving thing but come on, you can’t let them melt, let’s give her a pass).
 
 

PS: I bet she looks pretty deec after a few Jello shots.