Can't Knock This Craigslist Hustle

Craigslist - I’ll be honest, it is craigslist so I don’t know if anyone really dates on this site. I’m attractive, and successful and at my desk bored as hell right now. So as far fetched as this seems, I wanted to see if anyone out there had a great ass or great boobs that I could see. Please and thank you!

MailTime! Some people stuck in the Cubes play fucking Flappy Bird. Other people read the Stool. This dude here is just trying to see some titties. Short, sweet, and right to the point. Theres too much pussyfooting in the world these days. Everyone always dancing around what they really mean or what they want. Worrying about who they’ll offend or who will judge them for being up front and honest. Not my man here. He’s attractive, successful, bored, and wants to see tits. Sure, a lot of people out there will just laugh at this. A lot of people will think he’s a pervert. But you know what? There’s probably a hundred chicks out there on the internet just thinking “I really wanna show my tits to an attractive successful guy who’s bored at work.” There’s a fetish for everything out there. Exhibitionists out there who get wet for Cube Monkeys is most definitely a thing.

So for the love of God, will some girl just show this dude her tits? He even said please and thank you.