Study Says Couples That Have A TV In The Bedroom Have A Healthier Sex Life
Your Tango – A new study has found that those who have a television in their room get twice the action than those who do not. Is your mind confused by this revelation? Or are you one of those people who have a TV and totally agree that this is just completely obvious? The very important research looked into the relationships of 2,431 people to see how the TV affects their sex life, if at all. Of those surveyed more than half (2/3) firmly believe that their sex life was “healthier” because they had a television in their bedroom, and 50% of that group were totally stoked that they could watch their favorite show while having sex. I mean, let’s be honest here, people, getting it on would be far more exciting if you had Stabler and Benson in the background solving some SVU crime. This isn’t even up for a debate, actually.
On the one hand I see where this study is legit. For dudes, getting laid is 50% getting into the bedroom. Whether you’re single and hitting on a chick at the bar or whether you’re old and married, getting her up into your room and into the bed is half the battle. Its almost like making the playoffs. Just make it to the dance and anything can happen. And obviously being able to say “lets watch in the bedroom” goes a long way. Fire up Netflix in the bedroom even though you fully intend on trying to get laid.
But I dunno I can see this going the opposite direction after a while too. Reminds me of the discussion we had last week about choosing a gourmet meal over sex. After a while the alternatives seem just as appealing. Pres said in some instances he’d take reruns of The Office over sex. If a new Game of Thrones is on or something, I’m dialed in. I was watching The Sixties the other night on the assassination of President Kennedy and absolutely no offer of sex could have taken my eyes off that TV. In that sorta situation its like competition with potentially having sex. Its like let me just finish watching this show and you fall asleep and I masturbate in the bathroom like usual, ok? Don’t need to rock the boat.