I Kind Of Respect Colin Kaepernick For Signing His Contract Extension With A Huge Quill Pen
Somehow the #2 pencil I used to write out the last rent check doesn’t seem as dignified.
The man’s making fuck you money now, why not be a pompous dick? If you’re signing anything worth more than the Declaration Of Independence itself then you’re only allowed to leave your mark with a feathered pen used by John Hancock and ink from a giant squid that’s killed at least one man. Might as well make the millions official the best way possible.
UPDATE: So apparently the quill is a 49ers thing and is brought out for all players. Kind of makes it even more of a boss move.