Man Claiming To Be From Planet Zoltron Decides To All Out Body Check A Moving Police Cruiser
MICHIGAN – A man believed to be high on some mind altering drug, wielding a three inch pipe and claiming to be from the Planet Zoltran lept onto the hood of a Muskegon County police cruiser and smashed the windshield last Sunday night. Two squad cars responded to a complaint about the man trying to break into a home, and both happened to catch it on their dash cams as the suspect jumped onto the hood of the cruiser.
Hold the phones. A batshit dashcam video from…America? Well done, Michigan. Putin would be proud. But it’s an interesting tactic from the illegal alien to have a with a 4 ft lead pipe but still choose to use his shoulder and face as the primary weapon. Bold strategy, Cotton. Regardless, he has to watch leaving his feet. It’s a matter of respect. That’s a couple game suspension on any planet.