Madonna Coming In TEPID With A 55-Year-Old Vagina Selfie

E – The 55-year-old pop star is celebrating her birthday early with a super-sexy and explicit Instagram selfie. Madonna took to social media earlier today to share a racy crotch shot.
In the photo, the singer nearly flashes her lady parts while wearing semi-sheer black lace panties and a black top. Madonna stands in her bathroom with one hand on her hip and the other behind the camera, which is pointed directly at her vagina.

Ew? I honestly don’t even know. On the one hand that beaver looks like it can still build some dams. On the other it’s AARP eligible and has been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee, I’m told. So there you have it. A classic clash of conscience. I’m honestly shocked those panties are keeping those curtains in check after her public dick history. Merlin himself wouldn’t be able to control that Wizard’s Sleeve.

Fuck it, still would. All the way, Mae!