Here's Yasiel Puig Posing For Pictures With A Goddamn Snake Draped Over His Neck
I’m out! I’m fucking out! Off the Puig bandwagon! Good lord almighty do I not fuck with snakes. Big time bugaboo for Banks. Stepped on one and got bit down by the creek at age 6 and have been off snakes ever since. Pure savage creatures. Hands down the most psychotic thing I’ve ever seen in my life was my mother catching a baby snake in a mason jar a few weeks back and keeping it on the bookshelf. Came home for Easter and that thing was just sitting there waiting to give me nightmares for days to come. Insane. Them shits are the worst. Slimy, vile motherfuckers. I know Puig doesn’t come across as a huge snake guy here per se, but he’s off my team for even letting someone put one on him. Ta Ta Yasiel!
PS: 2 bat flips. That’s what it’ll take for me to come back. So by the weekend.