Remember That Super Gay Dude Who Screamed "I DON'T LIKE MENS NO MORE!" In Front Of A Congregation? Turns Out He's Still Pretty Gay
(Source) – Andrew Caldwell became famous last year after a video of him declaring at the Church of God in Christ conference in St. Louis that “I’m not gay no more.” Since then, Caldwell and his video have become the subject of songs, spoofs and cartoons galore, but now it seems that Caldwell’s hit phrases are ringing a little hollow because he recently explained that he’s still attracted to men.
Well I’ll be. Turns out my gaydar needs a recalibration. I thought for sure Andrew Caldwell had been cured of his homosexuality. He had the booming barritone in his voice, the paisley suit with a yellow bow tie, a total lack of flamboyance. Everything about him was straight as an arrow. That man in that video could have dropped the mic then gone to chop down a tree while his homemade beef jerky dried out and he hummed some Metallica and I wouldn’t have batted an eye. Just a clearly heterosexual male doing heterosexual male things. But I guess you can never really tell anymore. Just hope Andrew can get back to that megachurch, totally not a cult, ASAP so everyone can pray that gay away because that’s a very real thing that you can do.
PS – Still one of the funniest Vines of the year. Don’t care.