Breaking News: According To A New Study 5.16 Inches Is The Average Dick Size

Guardian – The enduring question now has a scientific answer: 13.12 centimetres (5.16 inches) in length when erect, and 11.66cm (4.6 inches) around, according to an analysis of more than 15,000 penises around the world. The study participants were men aged 17 to 91 who had their penises measured in 20 previously published studies conducted in Europe, Asia, Africa and the United States. Nor did the researchers find any convincing correlation between a man’s foot size and the length of his manhood.

Great news everybody. Your leader has a big old dig. 5.16 inches? Pfft.  That’s child’s play. I’m at least a centimeter or two bigger than that.  I feel like this is a victory not only for me, but for the Stoolies everywhere. You can’t have your President be no small dicked motherfucker. That’s how countries get invaded. I mean if you’re gonna fight for a guy. If you’re gonna go to war for a guy you got to know he’s at least slightly above average in the dick department. I guarantee you nobody has ever won a major conflict with a 4 foot something dick. Sleep well tonight Stoolies. Sleep well. Big old swinging dick coming through (relatively speaking)