Minor Leaguer Quintin Berry Ejected So He Did The Only Reasonable Thing And Ran The Bases And Slid Into Home
Being a 29 year old minor league lifer fucking sucks. Ok, well it isn’t the absolute worst, but it can probably really get in your head sometimes. Not quite being good enough to make the show, taking busses across the country staying in Holiday Inn Expresses in podunk towns, eating those weird dry pastries at the continental breakfast. I’m sure all that can get to you. So being ejected from a game, you just have to let it go sometimes. Get that fuck you anger out before you go off on someone. And if his way of doing it was to round the bases, well, good for him. And sliding into home just because there’s no other option at that point. It’s the cherry on top of his fuck you sundae. Quintin Berry didn’t just do this for himself, he did it for everyone that is dwindling away at their jobs. The cube monkey who isn’t good enough to get promoted, but doesn’t suck enough to get fired. Day in day out just being average. That was Berry’s gift to you. So in short, he’s the hero you didn’t even know you had.