This Genetically Modified Muscular Bull Just Stole Your Girlfriend/Signaled The End Of Times
What in the fuck is that thing? I’m laughing at it now but I’m pretty sure that bull’s existence just signaled the end of time. This is the first step in the eventual end of the world. Genetically modified muscular bulls. Next thing on the agenda is genetically modified muscular humans in test tubes who then they overrun the world and everybody’s dead. This kinda feels like how the zombie apocalypse will start. That bull though, my god. How many girls are super turned on by that muscular bull right now? All of them? Maybe none of them but that seems unlikely. Back muscles are backs muscles and chicks love ‘em. Your Valentine’s Day just opened up cause she’s long gone. The body definition of an Adonis and a hammer swinging between his legs. What’s not to like? Letting his nuts hang in the literal sense. Not to mention his glutes are definitely firing. Lots of junk in the trunk. How can he even move is the real question. It feels like that video was taken in some weird part of Russia where they’re just mixing the DNA of anything and everything and see ing what happens. Fucking Putin.