50 Cent Is Betting A Cool 1.6 Million on Floyd Mayweather

Ho hum. So nonchalant. He said “probably like 1.6″ the same way I say I’ll probably get pizza for dinner. As if it’s a common thing. No frills, just 1.6 mil. Must be so nice to have that fuck you money. Where when you crunch numbers and try to see what you want to wager on a fight…and the result is 1.6 million. That was the outcome of his thought process. Not the worst life for 50. Vitamin Water is the best thing to ever happen to him. Note to self: Always get equity in a company. His 5% of Vitamin Water got him 200 million dollars when Coke bought it. Well worth getting shot 9 times for.

PS: Remember when he challenged him to read Harry Potter for $750,000 and Floyd just stayed quiet? Floyd didn’t even comment on it. Has absolutely zero intention of reading a page of a book ever. Still one of the funniest things ever. And yes, the joke ultimately is on all of us literate assholes who can read because Floyd is going to make a billion dollars on this next fight.