The Mayor Of San Marino California Resigned After Being Caught Putting a Bag Of Dog Shit On His Neighbors Walkway
Huffington Post - The doo-doo has gotten too deep for the mayor of a wealthy Los Angeles suburb who flung dog poop onto a political opponent’s property. The Pasadena Star-News (http://bit.ly/1kLDwcZ ) reports San Marino Mayor Dennis Kneier (kuh-NEER’) resigned Tuesday after outcry from residents who say he smeared their image. Kneier remains on the City Council. Councilman Eugene Sun will serve as mayor. Kneier found the bag of dog waste June 7 and tossed it onto the walkway of political opponent Philip Lao. Lao recognized the mayor on surveillance video and called police. Video of the incident went viral. In his resignation letter, Kneier says his actions were inconsiderate and disrespectful and he’s stepping down because the event continues to be embarrassing to him and to the city.
There are so many funny things about this I’m probably going to forget a few. First, it wasn’t even his dog’s shit. Nope. From what I understand, he just found a random bag of shit, and then carried it until he tossed it onto his neighbor’s yard. That’s awesome. That’s so much anger, so much hate, so much built up spitefulness that it was overflowing out of him. But secondly, how about him fucking resigning now because of this? That’s the OPPOSITE of what he should have done. Example 1) Rob Ford. Toronto’s mayor/belle of the ball has been caught multiple times on camera doing crack. Has been caught trading with gangs. Has basically done everything to be called a bad mayor…and people love him even more. Because he stands up for himself. He doesn’t weeny out. This California mayor is weenying out. The people who voted for him should love the poop-toss move, and the people who didn’t should respect the hell out of it. Because it shows that you really believe in what you believe in. Which brings me to part 3. Apparently the guy whose house he threw the dog crap at opposed opening a dog park!! WHAT!!!!!????? The mayor is pro-dog park, and he resigned and let the anti-dog park people win?? Get the fuck outta my face. Holy cow tits that is ridiculous. Every last dog owner should have come to his defense here. Where were they? And even non dog owners, just think about it. This guy is so in for the dog park that he goes out of his way to rub it in his opponents face. Think about what he’d do for your cause. Someone is anti-vaccine? BOOM! Give them polio, that’ll shut them up. Someone doesn’t want that new road built? Welp, drive a car through their house, see how they like it. It’s just the American way. So in conclusion, shame on this guy for resigning. Grow up. Grow balls. Get your dick wet in politics like a man, not scurry and hide because of one dog poop incident. If we all quit after one dog poop incident, would any of us have jobs? Exactly.
PS: Because we’re all thinking about it.