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Here's Your Shot Guys, Win A Date With Lisa Ann By Submitting Your Best Basketball Trick Shot

Big Cat
Big Cat3/15/2015 5:31 PM

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Well here’s your shot guys, literally. Make a trick shot video and win a date with Lisa Ann (I’m assuming we all can pick up on the implication here). The only catch is that you better be sure your trick shot is going to win because if you lose, well then you’re the loser who not only did a shitty trick shot video but also openly admitted to being a HUGE porn guy. I’m talking bigger than Pirate Porn Simon. There are 2 types of people in this world, people who watch porn (every person ever) and “Porn Guys”. You don’t want to be known as a porn guy because one second you’re doing a trick shot and the next you’re at the Porn Convention in sweatpants, writing letters to porn stars from your mom’s basement, buying porn stars gifts for their birthday and entering free blow job contests where you have to wear a mask and get blown in a room with 100 other dudes. Don’t be that guy. Fine line to walk on this one.

 

 

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PS

Wonder if she takes groups? Melissa King, Pres, Hank, Big Cat, Lisa Ann. That’s a porn I would watch.


Big Cat
Big Cat3/15/2015 5:31 PM