Kids Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves Starts Out On Fire And Ends Up Beyond Devastating

Well, that took a sharp turn towards the town of Depressionville real quick.  The first two were par for the course.  Simple busting chops among friends.  Everything else is pretty damn mean to say to anyone, let alone kids who are the most self-conscious people on Earth.  Growing up, I could fly to Guam with my ears because they stuck out so much.  Consequently I was called “Dumbo” and “Faggot” all through elementary school.  Not too sure why for the latter, but I assume it was the ears.  Now, most of us bloggers are grown ass men who are used to taking shots.  We can take a beating with the best of them before sobbing in the shower and lying alone and awake at night.  I mean, it’s not a my fault canned goods are deliciously cheap or own a face with enough buoyancy it could raise the Titanic.   But if you’re going to be a dick, at least be a creative dick.  For example: asking someone from Iowa “Do you fuck corn or does corn fuck you?”.  Hilarious. And possibly spot on.

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PS – I’m not to sure if Nicke gets it, or anything for that matter.