March Madness Time Means One Thing, Time To Get On The Dude Wipes Train

Lets be honest with each other for a second. These next 3 weeks are not exactly the healthiest. You’ll spend Thursday-Sunday in the bar. Beer, Chips, Buffalo Wings, more Buffalo Wings, it’s heaven on earth except of course for one minor detail. Waking up in the morning and paying the price for the damage you’ve done to your body. I said last week I’m a butt wipe guy now and this next week is exactly why. You want to be that guy who has poop in his butt for the next 6 days? No, you don’t. I said I was going to be honest here and that’s the god’s honest truth. You can either use Dude Wipes and be clean or wipe with toilet paper and continue to be a savage. Would a marathon runner run with just any old shoe? Would a football player not wear pads? Well you’re an athlete (sort of) and the next 3 weeks is the biggest game of the year, so don’t be an idiot and come unprepared. Buy Dude Wipes, use them, feel like a million bucks and avoid the Beer/Wings/Everything else underpants that we all know and hate.

Also, if you’re at the bar Dude Wipes sells singles, perfect to keep in your back pocket when you know you won’t be near home base for hours on end.

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