The World's Most Annoying Person Made Fast Food Places Remake Their Food To Look More Like the Pictures
Oh boom, he really showed them! Guess what asshole, you don’t go to McDonalds to get a photoshopped Big Mac. Why would that even be something that anyone would want? You want it to be as delicious as possible, of course…and how will be it be as delicious as possible if they stacked it to the moon like in the picture? That’s just stupid. I want my fast food the opposite of the picture. I want it as messy as possible. Sure, those tacos looked disgusting, but 100% chance they were more delicious the first time than the second time he ordered them.
And what was he even trying to prove? He thought he was reinventing the wheel here. Like a fucking 9th grade science fair project, he really thought he was proving the world was round not flat. No shit asshole, fast food ain’t pretty. You don’t ride the bus and then bitch it wasn’t a limo, and you don’t order at McDonalds and bitch it wasn’t the Mona Lisa. This guy is egregiously annoying. The people making the burgers are just trying to earn their 5 dollars an hour, and ol’ hipster glasses is making them remake it for his stupid YouTube video. And even worse, he thought after he put this video up everyone would be like “oh great job man, you really proved a great point!”. When all he did was prove what we already know- he’s an asshole, and fast food is delicious, no matter what it looks like.
And one more thing. I kinda already made this point, but I need to make it again. I prefer my burgers messy. The best burger in Arlington is this place called ZBurger. There’s a few more locations in the area, and it’s the best. And people chirp me saying BGR is better. And I say absolutely not. I don’t want my burger all fancy. I don’t want slices of tomato that are cut 9 inches thick. I don’t need a multigrain pretzel bun. I prefer my cheeseburgers wrapped in foil with a shit ton of fries that spill out into the bottom of the bag. That’s the best way to burger.