Little Girl Asking Her Mom About The Bass Is Doing The Dice Thing Too Much
I think she’s doing the dice thing too much. It might be all she’s got but she might wanna look into adding some other dance moves to her arsenal. Who the fuck am I kidding? She already dances better than me and her brain isn’t even close to being fully formed. That dice-roll-punch-to-the-side move is heat. Pure heat. Some people are born with it. I was not born with it. Being a white guy is great for a lot of things but dancing isn’t one of them. Puts you in a weird spot when you’re outta high school and can’t just grind your dick on a girl’s back and have it be socially acceptable. It’s all about the venue. Concert? I’m good. I’m high and drunk as fuck and so is everybody else so I just dance like a jelly fish because nobody cares. Concert dancing is my comfort zone. Apartment party? Still kind of okay. Normally it’s all friends there and the worse the dancing the funnier it is. But a bar? That’s where being a white guy gets completely derailed. I can’t compete. I just can’t compete.