How About This Chick Who's Pissed That A Manchester United Player Offered Her £10,000 To Have A Threesome?

(Source) – Manchester United have found themselves at the centre of another sex story after a student claimed that midfielder Andreas Pereira offered her £10,000 for a threesome with him and team-mate Paddy McNair, it has been reported. 19-year-old Kelly McKinney has claimed that she was offered cash in order to have sex with the two United players after she met them following the club’s Christmas party in December. Pereira, who made his debut for the club on Sunday after he came off the bench during the 3-0 victory over Tottenham, is also reported to have invited McKinney to his home for sex after tracking her down on Twitter. McKinney told The Sun: “I nearly fell off my chair when he offered me £10,000 for a threesome. What kind of low-life does that? I’m not that kind of person at all and found it very, very insulting. “He’s clearly desperate and struggling to find anyone that he doesn’t have to pay for a sex.”

I don’t understand a single thing about this story. Why does a Manchester United player need to pay a goddamn college girl to fuck him? I thought every ManU contract was just your body weight in gold plus all the pussy you can handle. And what about this chick? Running to the media instead of taking Andreas up on his offer? Listen, Kelly. you’re a cute girl. I’ll give you that, you’re not ugly. But you’re NOT $15k to fuck pretty either. Offers like that don’t come around too often. Like if some chick knocked on the door right now and said “I’ll pay you 3 bucks and a cheeseburger to fuck” I’d do it, because I know that’s the most I’ll ever get. No matter what she looked like, I’ll do it. Because I recognize when a golden opportunity is presented. I wouldn’t run to the media and whine, I’d say come on in and hang on for the duration of the ride. No one is ever in their death bed thinking “I wish I didn’t take those two dicks for 15 thousand dollars.” No one ever.