The Best And Most Bizarre Porn Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments Of The Week. If you’re anything like me, your bracket is a complete travesty right now and you’ve lost all your money because some college kids can’t knock down their fucking free throws. But as down in the dumps as you may be, at least you can take solace in the fact that you’re not commenting on internet porn. So let’s keep this short and sweet since we all have more basketball to get to, and let’s do this.
Okay, guy. That sounds pretty unnecessary. Just crack your stick like a normal human being. I’m sure your computer doesn’t appreciate the impromptu tea-bagging.
I’m assuming the “bama” in this dude’s username is for Alabama. So the upset of the century here is that bamadick doesn’t already have an incest family. Boom roasted.
I have a quick #barstoolconfession to make. I think Coke Zero tastes better than regular coke. But yeah, the dude literally poured Coke Zero onto his cock in this one. Pretty interesting move.
1) I love Ewoks. They’re funny AF. 2) I’m a sucker for puns. And 3) this comment just ruined Ewoks and puns for me forever.
69luv69 is one of those guys who comments on every video, and he ALWAYS indents his comments as if he’s starting a new paragraph of an essay. So fucking weird. Almost weirder than the shit he says in this comment. Almost…
I want to throw up right now.
Can’t really tell if this dude is saying he has gigantic balls, if the chick has small tits, or both. Also, can almost guarantee that smexyfrank likes Pizza Rolls more than Bagel Bites. What a freak.
Hey, ladies. Pick it the fuck up and start licking Shaved92’s ass. Christ.
Thomas, you’re creeping us all out. If I were you guys, I wouldn’t try contacting that number. But I obviously can’t stop you.
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And just like that, another week of freaks commenting on internet porn has come and gone. It wasn’t exactly their best showing of all time this week, but still tons of bizarro nonetheless. If anyone comes across any great comments throughout their travels to Pornhub, feel free to send them on over to @BarstoolJordie. Have a great weekend, you guys.