If The Waffle House Says You Can't Eat Belgium Waffles, Then You Can't Eat Belgium Waffles
We don't believe in Belgium waffles
— Waffle House (@WaffleHouse) June 30, 2014
There aren’t many people you can trust nowadays. What with the lack of privacy, everyone trying to make a quick buck, cell phones everywhere, who can you really rely on? I’ll answer that question for you: The Waffle House. The Waffle House has never let you down. The Waffle House has always been that shoulder you can lean on. When you are in times of trouble, Waffle House is there. So if they are declaring war on Belgium Waffles, so am I, and so are you. It’s the American way. It’s what Ben Franklin died for while fighting the Soviets. If you eat a Belgium Waffle within the next year*, you’re no better than a Belgium yourself.
We don't believe in Belgium waffles
— Waffle House (@WaffleHouse) June 30, 2014
*I’ll have forgotten about soccer way before a year.