Hot Yoga Instructor Is In Some Trouble For Getting Way Too Sexual With A Bunch Of Boys At A Bar Mitzvah

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. – She teaches hot yoga, but now she is in hot water. A yoga instructor was arrested for sex acts with seven underage boys. All of this happened at a Bar Mitzvah over the weekend in Scottsdale. She told a judge that she has her side of the story about what happened at the event where 100 guests were attending. She admits to exposing herself to the boys, but says she was black out drunk when she was in the bedroom with them.

Look I’m not an advocate for exposing yourself to underage boys, that’s not what I was put on this earth to do. But I am an advocate for America. And in America, we have a little something called freedom of religion. The Jews happen to believe that when you have a Bar Mitzvah you are officially a man. Well guess what? Men can fondle titties and get blowjobs. It’s like when you turn 18 and “officially” become a man you do all the shit that adults do: you go buy some cigarettes, a porn and ignore your right to vote. Jews do a similar thing where some hot older lady makes them feel her cans. It’s kind of unfair that they get to do it earlier, but think of it as balancing out the fact that their main holiday sucks