"Naughty Pen Holders" Are Here Just In Time For Back To School Shopping!

Metro- We found these novelty pen holders on Etsy and they are all sorts of sexy insane. Dubbed ‘naughty pen holders’ the wooden objects feature women in compromising positions, whilst the allotted slot for the pen is in each woman’s private area. Lovely. The set of four will cost you £90, whilst you can pick up each individual piece of stationery for £28. There’s nothing that could possibly ever go wrong in buying these for your boss, nothing. They’re pieces of art, surely?

PERFECT time to release these now.  The first thing you learn in business school (I have no idea if this is true) is to learn to judge where the tides are going and make a product that fits said tides.  Know where things are trending.  Well after a weekend of naked pictures being released all over the place and it being around the time when kids head back to school I’d say there’s no better product to release than these Naughty Pen Holders.  Going back to school was always a tough time.  Summer’s over, you can’t lay around all day any more and then there’s the social pressure that comes from the kind of clothes you have and the type of supplies you buy.  Well problem solved for the latter.  Showing up to school and jamming your pen into the pussy of a pen holder is all your child needs in order to be the coolest kid at school.  I believe we call it a “power move” around here.  Everybody else is going to have lame pen holders.  Not your kid.  Not when he breaks out his X-rated pen holder and shows up all the other stupid school supplies.  Maybe don’t buy him anything else. No notebooks, no folder, no highlighters.  Strictly get your kid one of these pen holders and a single pen.  That’s the power move of power moves.  So do your young kid a favor and get him one of those Naughty Pen Holders.  It’ll pay HUGE dividends in their social life.  Trust me.