Rory Having A One Direction Member As His Caddy At The Par-3 Contest Is Fake Life

So so fake life.  I’m not even a One Direction hater.  They have some catchy tunes to be sure.  It has nothing to do with that.  It just seems ridiculous in the most hilarious way possible.  The Par-3 Contest is normally reserved for golfers to show off their families, make everybody say, “Awwwwwwww he’s such a good Dad/husband/person” and just showcase Augusta with little kids running around.  Rory?  Yeah okay, I’ll just get a member of one of the world’s biggest music acts to tag along with me.  There’s a connection because they’re both from Ireland but that doesn’t make it any less hilarious.  Wives, kids, babies, families, Niall from One Direction.  We’ll call it an upgrade from Wozniacki last year though.

PS-How about Lindsey Vonn bucking the trend and basically saying, “You think I’m gonna put on one of those caddy uniforms with this smoking body?  You’re high.”  Not to mention she’s been planting kisses on Elin’s kids left and right and it’s downright diabolical.