Studies Show It's Scientifically Impossible To Go To Buffalo Wild Wings And Not Shit Your Brains Out After

I don’t know why I do it. But I always find my way back to Buffalo Wild Wings for some 60 cent wings, and it’s always the best/worst decision of all time. It’s almost like I think to myself, “you know I was just thinking that I haven’t shit my brains out in quite a while, let’s change that”. So of course last night I sauntered on down to the nearest location, and I’ll spare you the details, but I’m still batting 1000. And it happens to literally everyone I know. It’s a scientific fact. Gravity, dinosaurs, and BWW will fuck you up. No atheists in a foxhole nor the bathroom after Bdubs. Just praying it ends and you can get on with your life and you’ll start giving to charity and spending more time with your family. Simply put, if you eat BWW, there’s a 100% chance you shit out your internal organs that night/the next day. On the other hand, it’s actually a solid dieting technique for anyone looking to shed a few pounds. It’ll just roll out of you like lava. So that’s where I’m at. Have yourself a day.