This Man's Watermelon Handling Skills Are Smoother Than A Quantum Stabilized Atom Mirror
Ohhhhh shit. My man is BALLIN. Just being swaggy as hell out there.
I'm a firm believer that everybody has been put on this Earth for a reason. The unfortunate reality is that most of us never fully realize what that reason is. But this man right here? This legend? He knew from an early age that his purpose in life was to handle the shit out of some watermelon. He knew that this was his destiny. And by god did he end up perfecting the craft. Go ahead and name me one other human out there who can handle a watermelon with this much swag. I'll wait but I'm a little worried that I'll be waiting for the rest of my life. You wanna talk about what a GOAT actually looks like? Then look no further.
Featured on Barstool
Sidenote: A quantum stabilized atom mirror is the smoothest surface ever created. Read a book for me one time.