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Cubs Fan Yells "You Suck" At Kris Bryant

 

 

 

 

So this happened yesterday and everyone around the country is saying “Oh classic Cubs fans” or “What a moron bashing Kris Bryant in his MLB debut” or “How unfair”. What? When did everyone become such a fucking baby and not be able to take a joke? You don’t think that guy knew exactly what he was doing when he yelled that? That’s funny, everyone knows Kris Bryant doesn’t suck, and everyone knows it’s his first MLB game, so yelling you suck is perfect. Lighten up world, us Cubs fans may be dumb but we’re not stupid.

 

 

 

 

PS

Yes Matt Kemp called me fat, yes I’m ok with that. Sorry we had a long winter and can’t all sit on the beach doing crunches and live that soft Cali lifestyle bro. Also I kind of looked diesel in this pic so jokes on Matt Kemp, so the guy makes a few million bucks and lives the dream, pfffft, whatever.

 

 

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