Cat Straight Chillin in a Claw Machine While Russians Try To Fuck With Him

 
I’ll give a cat his due when he earns it, and this cat earned it. Cat is straight chillin in the most comfortable place on earth, giving as little fucks as possible. Is he supposed to be in a claw machine? Well, I can’t answer that, it’s Russia. For all I know this is run of the mill. So I don’t really get the whole “animal abuse” argument. It’s exactly the same as bars at beach towns that have those lobster claw games where you try to win your dinner. This is basically identical. Russia doesn’t play by the same rules as society, we knows this. Win a stuffed animal, win a real animal, win a scud missile, what’s the difference?

How about that lobster bolting at the last second? First he was like “I got you bro!” and then he saw that claw coming down and peaced the fuck outta dodge.