Braves Organist Trolls Blue Jays Catcher Reese McGuire By Playing "Beat It" As His Walk Up Song - Reese McGuire Was Arrested For Masturbating In His Car In February

Sometimes you try too hard to make a joke land. Sometimes it's not the right timing. Then there comes that moment where it all falls into place and you hit a fucking dong. Atlanta Braves organist Matt Kaminski hit one out of the park last night with his troll of Blue Jays hitter Reese McGuire. As the catcher approached the plate in the 3rd inning the organist played "Beat It" by Michael Jackson. You may be wondering the significance. Allow me to fill you in. 

Welp...

Yeah that's checkmate folks. Maybe the single best troll job I've ever seen in my time on this Earth and I'm not sure it gets topped. Matt Kaminski with the knock out blow before McGuire knew the fight had even started. Dieter Ruehle for the Dodgers is the Mike Trout of organists as far as I'm concerned, but Kaminski might be giving him a run for his money in 2020. Not even a quarter way through the season and we're trolling guys for masturbating in a parking lot. That's cold blooded right there. As for the at bat, McGuire struck out. I thought he'd be used to performing with his stick in front of no crowd, but it appears the walk up song may have got to him. 

Here's the arrest video that was released a few days ago. Just painfully awkward all around. 

He ended up just paying a fine in the end, but that troll job hurts more than any dollar amount in the wallet. I wonder if he picked up on it right away. If you're dumb enough to crank one out in a public parking lot, I'm not sure you're aware enough to put 2 and 2 together like that.