Lady Gets Absolutely Smoked By Foul Ball At Phillies Game And You Can Hardly Even Notice

There are very few reasons to pay actual USD’s to watch the Philadelphia Phillies play in person this season. Unless you’re going to CBP to get your booze on and catch some rays, you’re better off just lighting your money on fire and saving yourself from the pain. Heading to a game on the road is even worse, and this lady had to find that out the hard way. A couple things to breakdown here.

1. Upon further review, I may have lied a little in that headline. You can 100% tell this lady got rocked in the face. That thing looks gross. Didn’t look too great to begin with, but now it looks like the ball got stuck in her forehead. Yack City. But honestly, she shouldn’t have been sitting there.

2. She shouldn’t have been sitting there because of #2. Look at that score. 7-0 with the bases loaded in the bottom of the 7th on the road. What the hell are you still doing at the park? To add insult to injury, the Braves scored 2 more runs that inning.

3. I’m just gonna ignore the possibility that the glove belongs to the little kid to his right and just assume this dude is a grown ass man who brought his glove to the game. Everyone can agree that these are the worst kind of people, but hey bozo, you have a fucking glove right there with you. Make the play and turn 2. How are you gonna let that poor swamp donkey take a head shot while you’re right there to save the day? I guess the Phillies’ fielding abilities have rubbed off on the fans as well.

Lastly, the cliche here would be to say rub some dirt on it. But in true South Philly fashion, homegirl used the only type of ice pack she’s ever known. A good ol’ silver bullet. Hope those mountains were blue.

Go Phils!

h/t Isaac

UPDATE: Ouch.