A Man And A Bear Scare The Shit Out Of Each Other When Walking Around A Corner
PUSSIES! Come on! Let’s see some action. Let’s see some faces get ripped off. That’s what the people want to see. Come around the corner, exchange haymakers and we’re off. Bob and weave. Bob and weave. Here I was thinking we were about the see Jackie Moon wrestle a bear and instead they both shit their pants and ran away as fast as they could. That’s a bad look for bears everywhere. He’s gonna get roasted by his bear buddies once he gets back to the forest. You ever watch the video of people listening to the audio of the Grizzly Man getting ripped to shreds? That’s how all humans feel about bears. Humans are supposed to turn into giant pussies when they see a bear. Bears are terrifying. It’s the job of every bear out there to continue that reputation. That bear failed. Have some pride, break that guy’s neck and slash out his jugular. Make your people proud.