George W. Bush vs. White Sox Dave: A Battle Of First Pitches
Honestly one of the most nerve wracking sports experiences of the millennium and it's a presidential first pitch. That's in the red white and blue corner. GWB pumping 66 down broadway with authority.
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In the other corner is WSD's 1st pitch from last week's minor league baseball game.
Now a lot of people think that this is instantly going to GWB and guess what. Those people are dead on balls accurate. This one isn't even fucking close. George W Bush with the weight of the world on his shoulders at Yankee Stadium vs. WSD throwing to a sophomore intern from Governor's State University. Billions on one end, COVID max capacity of 1400 on the other. Literally couldn't script two more diametrically opposite set of circumstances or outcomes. A time when first pitches meant something vs. a time we all fell in love with the radar gun. This is where the game is headed whether you like it or not so let me remind everyone that 19 years ago was as good as any first pitch will ever be.
Sorry Dave.