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Killing the Instagram game. That’s how you take a selfie right there. Camera above the chin and whatever why am I even typing anymore? Girl is a 100000/10.</p><p> </p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288201" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.36.57-PM-480x358.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.36.57-PM-480x358" width="480" height="358" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288205" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2015-05-21-at-2.13.31-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 2.13.31 PM" width="507" height="545" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288204" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2015-05-21-at-2.14.15-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 2.14.15 PM" width="447" height="573" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288203" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2015-05-21-at-2.14.28-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 2.14.28 PM" width="488" height="465" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288202" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2015-05-21-at-2.14.43-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 2.14.43 PM" width="586" height="576" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288200" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.37.15-PM.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.37.15-PM" width="463" height="604" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288199" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.40.45-PM-480x501.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.40.45-PM-480x501" width="480" height="501" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288198" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.38.07-PM-480x477.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.38.07-PM-480x477" width="480" height="477" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288197" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.38.19-PM.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.38.19-PM" width="423" height="584" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288196" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.11-PM-480x521.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.11-PM-480x521" width="480" height="521" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288195" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.26-PM-480x393.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.26-PM-480x393" width="480" height="393" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288194" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.48-PM.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.48-PM" width="465" height="600" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288189" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.52-PM-480x472.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.52-PM-480x472" width="480" height="472" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288191" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.40.25-PM-480x361.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.40.25-PM-480x361" width="480" height="361" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288193" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.20-PM-480x392.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.20-PM-480x392" width="480" height="392" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288190" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.33-PM-480x464.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.33-PM-480x464" width="480" height="464" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p> </p><p>Quite possibly the most unreal, I cannot believe we are considered the same species set of photos of all time. As the old saying goes, “I would suck her dad’s dick just to get a taste of where she came from”.</p></body></html>

<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288182" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2015-05-21-at-2.13.21-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 2.13.21 PM" width="576" height="427" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p> </p><p>This chick right here <a href="https://instagram.com/mary_shum_/">Mary Shum</a>. Killing the Instagram game. That’s how you take a selfie right there. Camera above the chin and whatever why am I even typing anymore? Girl is a 100000/10.</p><p> </p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288201" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.36.57-PM-480x358.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.36.57-PM-480x358" width="480" height="358" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288205" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2015-05-21-at-2.13.31-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 2.13.31 PM" width="507" height="545" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288204" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2015-05-21-at-2.14.15-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 2.14.15 PM" width="447" height="573" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288203" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2015-05-21-at-2.14.28-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 2.14.28 PM" width="488" height="465" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288202" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2015-05-21-at-2.14.43-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-05-21 at 2.14.43 PM" width="586" height="576" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288200" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.37.15-PM.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.37.15-PM" width="463" height="604" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288199" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.40.45-PM-480x501.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.40.45-PM-480x501" width="480" height="501" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288198" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.38.07-PM-480x477.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.38.07-PM-480x477" width="480" height="477" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288197" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.38.19-PM.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.38.19-PM" width="423" height="584" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288196" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.11-PM-480x521.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.11-PM-480x521" width="480" height="521" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288195" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.26-PM-480x393.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.26-PM-480x393" width="480" height="393" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288194" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.48-PM.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.39.48-PM" width="465" height="600" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288189" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.52-PM-480x472.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.52-PM-480x472" width="480" height="472" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288191" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.40.25-PM-480x361.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.40.25-PM-480x361" width="480" height="361" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288193" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.20-PM-480x392.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.20-PM-480x392" width="480" height="392" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-288190" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.33-PM-480x464.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-12-16-at-1.41.33-PM-480x464" width="480" height="464" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p> </p><p>Quite possibly the most unreal, I cannot believe we are considered the same species set of photos of all time. As the old saying goes, “I would suck her dad’s dick just to get a taste of where she came from”.</p>

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