Grand Valley State Track Meet Delayed After Girl Poops On Track

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Hey man, when you gotta poop, you gotta poop. Not gonna hate on this girl too much, I’m sure she feels like shit as it is anyway (pun intended, classic). Sure we’ve got social norms and contracts outlining when and where it’s acceptable to drop a deuce, but sometimes nature just calls. Like when you’re in a bar, you know you’re not supposed to shit in there, you know it’s not really socially acceptable, but you ate 20 buffalo wings and drank 2 pitchers watching the day game earlier and you just got no other options. Or when you’re in lane 7 in the middle of the mile relay at the NCAA prelims. Beggars can’t be choosers.