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Kevin Garnett Says His Generation Could Never Play In A Bubble Because They'd Be Walking Around Naked, Balls Swinging ... Wait, What?

Ah, I see Kevin Garnett is still doing his incredibly fake tough guy act. But I have a big question here. Why is Kevin Garnett talking about his generation walking around naked and balls swinging? What does that have to do AT ALL with basketball? Is he implying that his generation would just turn the Disney hotels into a nudist resort because if so that could cause some serious problems. I'm assuming he's talking about the fact a handful of guys started making vlogs and content when in the bubble and he's saying that wouldn't happen. I don't know. But now I'm just picturing Yao Ming walking around butt ass naked in the hotel lobby while Kevin Garnett screams at him. 

Nobody loves talking about how tough they are more than Kevin Garnett though. Don't get me wrong, he would 100% be screaming and have to be censored if he played in a bubble. But the whole 'my generation couldn't do this.' Bro, your generation had Reggie Miller who spent last night talking about how he made a career out of flopping. Really this just makes me appreciate Allen Iverson even more. The dude won't do the whole hardo act when it comes to the new generation and instead talks about how the players actually are. 

I just can't get over the naked talk. Like dude, what? Talk about how you'd be fighting each other. Talk about how you couldn't live in the same hotel with your opponent. But don't tell me you'd be acting like Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 

Oh and let me be very clear. KG's generation would 100% be able to play in a bubble and they would play in a bubble if they had to. Fuck outta here with the fake tough guy act still.