The Fake Ravens Crowd Losing Their Fucking MARBLES For No Goddamn Reason Was The Highlight Of Tonight's Game So Far (Not Really, But It Sounded Like It)

What's the biggest highlight of this game so far? Patrick Mahomes finding 10 different ways to gut the Ravens pass defense? That kickoff return to the house? Well according to the fake Ravens crowd, it was a tackle right before the two minute warning. Was there some sort of crazy bet in the Barstool Sportsbook (download today) where everyone in Maryland won a free jacket if the first 28 minutes of the game stayed under 31? Because that's the only excuse for this type of reaction.

Orrrrrrr the Ravens crowd noise guy performed as well as the rest of the Ravens, which to be honest is flat out unacceptable. I need the crowd noise guy in every stadium to bring their A-game every week because my body is conditioned to react to the crowd as much as it is to the players on the field. I can't have the crowd sounding like a touchdown just got scored on some random 3 yards and a pile of dust on a 1st down before the 2 minute warning. 

Clean it up Baltimore!

Speaking of audio assault, I need Steve Levy to stop hammering the E in Helaire. I know that's the correct was to pronounce it but he needs to settle down with it. We are casually watching a football game, not announcing people's names during a graduation. I like Steve Levy because he seems like a good dude but this is the truest tweet ever tweeted.