Kim Jong-Un Has Gotten So Fat From His Non-Stop Eatng That He Shattered Both Of His Ankles And Is In The Hospital
Daily Mail- North Korea’s Kim Jong-un has piled on so much weight that he has fractured both his ankles and remains in hospital after an operation, it was reported today. The leader of the impoverished nation is estimated to have ballooned to 20 stone as a result of fine wining and dining – putting enormous pressure on his feet and legs. A source who has recently returned to the South Korean capital, Seoul, from the North said Kim, believed to be aged 31, is still in hospital under guard from his personal protection team. ‘There’s been a marked increase in the number of elite officials visiting the ward,’ said the source, whose comments were supported by an intelligence official in Seoul who said Kim’s official car did not appear to have left Pyongyang in recent weeks. Obese Kim is believed to have sprained then fractured his ankles during a gruelling tour of military bases and factories in shoes with Cuban heels to give him a little more height and a physical appearance of more authority.
So as a blogger a lot of my day is spent jumping from news website to news website or checking Twitter or whatever looking for stories to blog about. You scan and you scroll until you find something you think is good and you give it a shot. Some times while I’m doing that I’ll keep seeing a story over and over again that isn’t interesting enough to blog but you see it enough times that you take note. The most recent one I kept seeing was “Where the hell is Kim Jong-Un?” or “The Leader Of North Korea Hasn’t Been Seen In Weeks, What Gives?”. Shit like that. I didn’t pay it much mind because I don’t give a fuck about North Korea. Until this latest bit of news came out. You wanna know where Kim Jong-Un has been? He’s been laid up in a hospital bed because his fat ass got so fat from non-stop eating that he shattered his own ankles. That’s right. He put so much weight on top of those little bone structures that one day they were like “We can’t take this any more” and broke. That’s pretty great.
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If we’re being honest, I’m not sure how all men in powerful positions aren’t fat as shit. Like when you’re rich and powerful, what’s keeping you from eating non-stop and breaking your ankles with your own weight? Everybody knows that societal rules that apply to Average Joes like you and I don’t apply to rich and powerful dudes. They could weight 900 pounds and there’d still be hot women out there that want to fuck them. That’s simply how the world works. What’s the point of being rich and powerful if you can do what you want, eat what you want and still have women wanting to fuck you? That’s the dream right there. So for Kim Jong-Un to get super fat isn’t surprising to me, it’s what I think all powerful dudes should do. I know I would. I’m neither rich nor powerful and I do it anyway. But Jong-Un breaking his own ankles is hilarious.