I Love Me a Good Crying Mugshot On a Thursday Afternoon (She Kicked a Cop In The Face)

B911 - 25-year-old Cristal Antounnette Caro has been charged with assault & battery on a police officer, obstruction of justice and public intoxication. Officers arrived at the home and detained both parties involved in the argument. While officers were speaking to one of the individuals involved, when the accused suspect approached the officers and attempted to intervene. The woman was intoxicated and was also warned on multiple occasions to stay back but refused to cooperate. She was subsequently arrested and placed in the backseat of a police cruiser while officers continue to look into the incident. At one point, the accused repositioned herself in the seat and began kicking a rear window of the cruiser. Officers attempted to secure the accused in the seat; however, she was able to continue kicking the window, popping it out of the frame. As officers were attempting to restrain the accused a third time, she kicked one of the officers in the back and face. After a brief struggle, the accused was eventually detained and transported.

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I love me a good crying mugshot. It’s always when someone has had way too much to drink and start coming back down to reality right when the mugshot is about to get taken. The tears start going and they are like damn, I fucked up. And good ol’ Cristal Caro, just kicking a cop in the face. Thankfully for her she’s a latino woman and not a black man. She would have been turned into target practice real quick. But instead that just took her off to jail, no need to sprinkle any crack on her body whatsoever.

PS: Trying to guess how many kids she has. O/U is set at 3.5. I’m struggling with a side but sneaky love the over here.