Fellas,,,You Wanna Experience What A Female Orgasm Feels Like? Well This Device Will Do It For Ya!
Gonna be honest guys, I have no clue if the female orgasm is real, a mythical being like the Lochness Monster, or straight up fiction like COVID-19 (relax guys, I'm kidding. This is a blog about nutting not a blog about nutjobs).
What I do know however is hard-hitting science and science tells me I will believe in your product if you:
A. Play funky futuristic music
B. Use easily understandable terms like Pleasure Air while describing your product
C. Send blue shockwaves through the model of a penis
If my credit card (amongst other things) isn't out by then, all you have to do is break out the phrase CleanTech silicone and wrap it around the Galaxy Brain Meme Guy's dick and allow him to get his rocks off so good he literally fucking explodes.
Another satisfied customer! If you thought the Battle of the Sexes is bad now, just wait until guys can orgasm two ways while women are still faking theirs while out to lunch.
This guy knows what I'm talking about.
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Looking back, this was a really fucking weird blog. But one thing I know from all these years of blogging at Barstool is what Stoolies want to read, namely that they will click on anything that has the word Orgasm in the title and Orgasm Mila Kunis in the thumbnail. So thanks for being you, guys!
Here's a treat in exchange for your click. Let's all finish this workday with a flourish!