Nick Saban's Daughter's Wedding Was The Event Of The Weekend #ROLLTIDE
The happy couple…
The God himself…
The father daughter dance…
The band, the crowd, the Roll Tide Roll chant…
But enough with all that…
The freaking Rolls Royce driving across Bryant Denny as fireworks go off!
Unreal. If there was ever a way to cap off your wedding in Alabama it’s to whip a damn Rolls Royce into the middle of the hallowed grounds of the Bama football stadium as fireworks explode in the evening sky. What a wedding. What an event.
Congrats to Kristen Saban. And no, I’m not going to do what everyone is expecting me to do, I’m not gonna FREAK OUT because I didn’t get an invite to the wedding. Didn’t expect one to be honest, not after I blogged about Kristen beating the absolute shit out of a sorority girl in 2010. “Beat the devil out of her like Boom Boom Mancini” I believe was the direct quote from a witness.
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. (AP) — The daughter of University of Alabama coach Nick Saban told lawyers she was only defending herself from a drunken sorority sister when the two women brawled after a night of partying in 2010, according to written testimony and arguments in court Tuesday. Court documents show Kristen Saban portrayed one-time best friend Sarah Grimes as the aggressor even though it was Grimes who sued Saban over the altercation, which began over a Facebook post.
After a hearing, Roberts said he would consider a request by Kristen Saban’s attorneys, Robert Prince and Joshua Hayes, to end the lawsuit with a ruling in her favor.
But Grimes’ attorney, Stephen Strickland, told Roberts jurors should get to hear the dispute. Kristen Saban punched Grimes “like Boom Boom Mancini,” Strickland said, referring to the professional boxer.
“She had the devil beat out of her,” said Strickland.
Both women were members of Phi Mu sorority at Alabama but graduated last year.
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27. Sarah walked across the hall, with her phone in hand and knocked
on Kristen’s door with the palm of her hand saying, “You’ve got five seconds to
take it off, or I’m going to tell everyone that you punched Daniel (Kristen’s
former boyfriend) in the face last week. Try me.”
28. Kristen did not respond but opened the door seconds later waving
her phone in Sarah’s face, causing Sarah to move backwards towards Courtney’s
bedroom door.
29. Kristen was yelling, “I took it off, I took it off!”
30. Sarah responded, “That’s fine, but we’re done, you’re crazy.”
31. Kristen immediately used both of her hands and shoved Sarah into
the corner of Courtney’s open door, slamming Sarah’s head.
32. Sarah defended herself by pushing Kristen into the opposite wall,
saying “Don’t touch me.”
32. Kristen proceeded to punch Sarah Grimes multiple times in her
head and nose, and to pull Sarah’s hair, even though Kristen knew that Sarah had
really bad migraines from a prior head injury from an automobile accident.
33. By this time Meghan, who was outside in the parking lot, heard the
yelling and ran upstairs.
34. Sarah screamed “I’m calling the cops!”
35. Kristen’s grip on Sarah’s hair prevented Sarah from getting away
and they moved down the hall toward the kitchen as Sarah tried to get away.
36. After multiple blows to Sarah’s face, Hannah intervened and tried
to pull Kristen away but was unable to do so due to Kristen’s grip of Sarah’s hair
and Kristen refused to stop hitting Sarah.
37. The screaming woke up Beth Terry, who immediately jumped in to
help pull Kristen off from behind (Beth’s shirt was ripped and stained with
Sarah’s blood). When it was over, there was a ton of blood and Sarah had a bruise on her temple the “size of a tennis ball.”
Can’t publicly write about that kind of negativity and get away with it, I get it, I understand it. Sabans don’t forget, that’s what makes them the most powerful family in the college football world world in general.
PS – How was this not the cake?
PPS – Remember when everyone on the internet thought this was Kristen Saban? Good times.
