Kim Jong Un Is Getting Super Fat (While All Of North Korea Starves To Death)

Such a cocky motherfucker that Kim Jung Un. Hey look. everyone is starving to death, perfect time for me to get fat as shit and flaunt it in everyone’s face. And you may say he’s not that fat but if you look at the pictures you know that he is packing on the lbs.

Fat guy looking at food with laser focus.

Fat guy leaning on a railing because standing up straight takes too much work. As an expert in this category I can tell you that is the best sign of a person who is overweight. Standing up straight is the worst. I’ll do it for 2 minutes then be like fuck I’m exhausted, give me a chair or a wall to lean against or else I’m going home.

Long awkward strides because you have fat guy swamp ass any time you put on pants.

No one is watching so I can finally stop sucking in my fat guy gut.

Also Kim Jong Un is basically Don Corleone in his backyard garden. When you hit old Don Corleone then you know you’re fat and don’t give a fuck.

And last but certainly not least, the I’m too fat to wear a belt anymore.

With bonus starving skinny guy who hasn’t had a meal in a month and looks like he wants to die.