Nicki Minaj "Demands" An Orgasm Every Time She Has Sex

Ooooooook babe. Look, I love Nicki Minaj. I’ve said countless times that she’s sexual napalm, the gal can’t write a single verse without mentioning that she likes getting her ass eaten. Probably my number one fuck on planet earth.

And for all those reasons, there ain’t no way you’re cumming every time. Not if you’re fucking human men. That’s just part of the deal. Chick sex organs allow them the beautiful gift of childbearing and birth (let’s keep that “gift” charade going for as long as we can), male sex organs allow us to cum every time. It’s the way we’re made. And I’m not trying to be one of those “as long as I nut I don’t give a fuck about you” guys, because I’m really not that. I want you to orgasm, I’m just physically incapable of getting you there every time. If there’s a sexual Mendoza line then I live just below it.

Once I finish, and I promise it won’t take long, you’re more than welcome to bust out the fuck machines and treat your vagina like it’s up on a rig at an auto body shop. I’ll even hang out in bed and watch Netflix so you can still feel some human contact. But make you orgasm every single time? Come on. Let’s be real here.

PS – I would also like to sit-in on one of these “orgasm interventions” you speak of. Feel like I could learn a lot/masturbate watching that.