A Carl's Jr. Commercial With Kim Kardashian Wasn't Used Because She Wasn't Good At Eating A Burger
Cosmo- In other craziness, she is also eating salad in a bathtub. You would think that making soggy lettuce ~sEXy~ is a laudable achievement, but it turns out that Carl’s Jr. CEO Andy Pudzer wasn’t particularly impressed with Kim’s ad. In a bizarre new interview with the Associated Press, Pudzer says his brand looks for spokesmodels who “really need to be able to eat the burger like [they are] loving it.” “You really have to go at it. You really have to attack it,” Pudzer continued — for the sake of clarity, he’s still describing the act of eating a burger, not, you know, mountain climbing or guerilla warfare. “We don’t want somebody that’s going to go out there and say, ‘Well, I don’t eat burgers.'” And as it turns out, that’s exactly what Kim did. “Kim really couldn’t eat the burgers,” Pudzer told the AP. “She’s too tiny. She’s really little.” “Luckily, we had a salad we were promoting, so we used Kim in the salad ad,” he continued. “But if we had not been promoting a salad, we probably never would’ve done an ad with Kim, because she wasn’t good at eating the burger.” Who even knew it was possible to be bad at that?!
Well I’m shocked. I can barely even process my thoughts I’m so shocked. A girl as talented as Kim Kardashian being unable to do something as simple as chow down on a burger is shocking. Oh wait, no it’s not because Kim has a very specific skill set and it’s not the least bit surprising that one of those things isn’t “Eat a cheeseburger correctly.” If you had asked me, “Hey Trent, who is the one woman in Hollywood who probably can’t eat a burger the right way?” I would’ve undoubtedly said Kim. Her talents are limited and specific: looking sexy, having a giant ass that I would like to feel, sleeping with celebrities and athletes and (actual skill here) social media savviness. Everything else she encounters on a daily basis is a toss up to whether or not she can actually do it. Ride an elevator? Maybe. Open a car door? Gonna say probably not. Eat a hamburger the right way so it can be used in a national marketing campaign? Clearly that’s a no. You may hate Kim K and everything she represents but I bet a day in the life with her is interesting as she encounters things she doesn’t fully understand and gets confused.
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PS- Congrats to Kim and Kanye on their 2nd pregnancy by the way. As annoying as that couple can be, I’m glad I live in the universe where they are together and making babies. Think about it. You could be living in a universe where the Kim and Kris Humphries relationship worked out. Boooooooooooring. Be thankful you get to see two of the most egotistical, materialistic, weirdos to ever exist produce offspring. It’s like some weird social experiment.