I Can Not Get Enough Of Chris Christie Playing Softball

Kevin is on vacation and as the in house fat guy that loves to look at other fat guys I had to say something. Chris Christie’s Fupa last night was UNSTOPPABLE. I can not get enough, can’t stop looking at it. Every picture I see I laugh harder than the one before. And I have so many unanswered questions. How did he fit into those pants? Why did he think that was a good idea? Did he look in any mirrors? Did anyone say “Hey Governor, your FUPA is showing”? When he has to pee how long does it take to get all of that back in the jersey/pants? I mean I guess in a weird way I respect Chris Christie. Because if I looked like that and I got invited to a Charity Softball event and knew I had to wear baseball pants and a tucked in Jersey there is ZERO chance I would attend. That would be a fake illness or last minute cancellation 100 times out of 100 times. But Christie seemingly does not give a fuck. Almost like he thinks if he doesn’t say anything then it’s totally normal?  Like what’s the big deal guys, just playing a little ball over here, you mind?

This was spot on.