This Couple Fighting Over Who's Cheating On Whom On Facebook Deserve All The Happiness In The World

And the boyfriend’s posterization of a response:

First thing’s first: Anyone sharing anything like this on Facebook is a bit of a scumbag. If it’s you or your girl, you’re the problem. Just attention whoring to the nth degree and there’s no way you’ll ever have a functional relationship until you learn to cut the histrionics and shit. “Oh look at my awful boyfriend. Oh lol so many people have blocked me on Twitter!” Just pathetic moves by people desperate for attention.

That said, people who do things like this are truly the gift that keeps of giving for the rest of us living relatively sane and undramatic lives. People having obnoxious breakups, those chicks fighting at a Walmart with a kid present…they indirectly do it for all of us. There are a few people from college or girls I dated when I was younger that I keep an eye on just in the hopes that someday they’ll do something like this for my amusement. These people are the spice of life from a pure entertainment standpoint. A spice of life you never want to talk to our hang out with or but a spice all the same.

The craziest part to me is how authoritative this guy was in cutting it off after his girl’s initial salvo. Most of us wouldn’t kick a girl out of bed in any case, let alone turn down a blowjob (though Peter didn’t clarify whether her sent her to the couch pre or post-BJ, very sneaky). That’s just the kind of breakup hate you can’t fake or force. It’s an absolutely beautiful thing when you can get to that point, nothing more liberating in the world:

(h/t HelloU)