Dude Caught In Walmart With The AGGRESSIVE Upskirt Technique
HENRICO COUNTY, Va. — A photo obtained by WTVR CBS 6 News allegedly showed John Wiggins, 55, using a cellphone camera to snap photos up a woman’s dress at the Walmart in Short Pump. That picture was taken by the husband of another woman who claimed she was also one of Wiggins’s victims. Henrico Police arrested Wiggins after he allegedly violated two women by using his smart phone to snap pictures under their skirts on Sunday, May 31. Officers said one victim became very uneasy when he bumped into her in the middle of the store and pretended to drop something in the store. The woman whose husband snapped the photo spoke to WTVR CBS 6 reporter Joe St. George on the condition of anonymity Wednesday. “If it can happen to me, it can happen to you,” she said about the incident. So how did it happen? The woman said Wiggins dropped a box of pasta on the floor as a distraction – and as an excuse for him to reach down to get closer to the floor and into the perfect spot to snap a pic. “It started in the shampoo department and that’s when it happened the first time,” she explained. “I just turned the aisle and he looked directly at me and I felt his guilt.” After the ordeal, the woman said her husband decided to follow Wiggins around Walmart to try to catch him in the act. That’s when he snapped the photo of a woman in a green and blue striped dress wearing flip-flops reaching for an item in the spice section. That photo also captured the suspect squatting down to lower what appears to be a cellphone under her dress. The victim said the incident caused her to change her shopping routine. “I definitely haven’t worn a dress out shopping — and I don’t know when I’ll do that again,” she said. Wiggins does have a number of supporters reaching out to on Facebook who said he is good guy and that they stand by him. As for the Wiggins family, the suspect’s daughter emailed WTVR CBS 6 about the allegations. “My dad is obviously struggling with mental illness. My family and I are being affected greatly by this situation,” she wrote. Wiggins’s two counts of “upskirting” are misdemeanors.
If you’re gonna upskirt, fucking UPSKIRT! Over the years we’ve seen all sorts of complicated upskirt techniques. Guys that put mirrors on their feet and slid it underneath girl’s dresses. Intricate camera set ups to snap pictures discreetly. Fuck all that. Thats upskirting for pussies. This is how you upskirt. “Whoops I dropped my spaghetti…let me just bend down and grab it..” BAM upskirt shot. Thats how you do it. Thats how our Fore Fathers did upskirts. Thats how cavemen probably did it. They’d go hunting for food and they’d get back to the cave and just stick their fucking head right underneath the lady cavemen dresses. I’m not a huge upskirt guy because thats pretty much exclusively for sexual predators and aliens, but I do respect this guy doing it old school like this.
What I DON’T respect, is trying to play the “Mental illness” card. This guy’s daughter must be fucking kidding me. I know its hard to be the girl at school who’s got the Upskirt Dad, but gimme a break with this excuse. Your dad suffers from a mental illness called “wanting to see chick’s vaginas.” He’s just a savage that actually acts on that and takes pictures of girls unknowingly. That ain’t an illness hes just a super creep.
UPDATE: I meant to say upskirts were for “sexual predators and Asians” and “aliens” came out. Maybe my favorite Freudian slip ever