ATM, GoT And A New World Record Are All Here In This Edition Of Top Porn Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. When you think about it, we really have a lot to be thankful for from this week. We can be thankful that we’re not related in anyway to those beasts of women (and shithead kid) from that Walmart fight. We can be thankful that we’re not that black NAACP broad who actually turned out to be a white bitch this whole time. All those people are having much worse weeks than we are. And most importantly, we can be thankful that we aren’t people who comment on internet porn. So go ahead pat yourselves on the back and enjoy the show.
BOOM. DRandor just walked himself right in front of the Pain Train. Take a seat, bitch. What an idiot.
Woah, if true. But seriously, this can’t be true. Can it?
Wanna know what really helps me get my rocks off? Picturing some chick getting her head chopped off because of extremist religious beliefs. Thanks, lax1982!
Pornhub Comments from 1941.
1) Last episode for Season 5 of Thrones is this Sunday. Get pumped. 2) I know a lot of you (maybe 1 or 2) have noticed that most of these videos are from the incest category. Well that’s because when I look for these comments, I click on “Most Viewed” videos because they generally have the most recent comments. So Pornhub is into incest, not me. Just had to clarify, you judgmental idiots.
Very intelligent way to boom roast some old broad’s saggy tits. I respect that, LongTool. I respect that a lot.
Seems a little unnecessary to me but whatevers.
“So here I was drawing this big veiny triumphant bastard…”
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Okay so here we go. Not necessarily the greatest comments in the world. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, this is like a college football couch breaking down game film and that’s just bizarre. But what we have here is a new World Record. Because not once have I ever seen anyone else manage to comment 6 times on one video before. SIX. That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. What a maniac. What a savage. What a hero.
And that wraps up this week in freaks. Gotta be honest, this was another poor showing from the Pornhub comment section. I don’t know whether it’s just the summer and this is their off season or what. But I’m expecting much more out of them. Also, 69luv69 seems to be M.I.A. again and at this point, I think he’s a lost cause. So goodnight sweet prince, and so long to all of you. Hope everyone has themselves a weekend. You’ve earned it. As always, feel free to send any comments my way on Twitter @BarstoolJordie or just throw a follow because you wanna be friends.
Here’s some Bonus Bizarro to make up for the comments being a little weak.