The Best Tinder Pickup Lines From Black Guys Will Make You Wish You Had Game Like This
This gallery of “Black People Tinder” is going viral on Imgur and while not all of them are a home run, there are some pretty great openers overall. Personally I’m more of a “find an observation about a chick and come up with something clever to say about it” kind of guy but trying out some of these might not be the worst idea as long as you can keep it up. Nothing worse than opening with “Do she got a booty? She dooooo” and then getting into boring white guy talk about investments, hockey, and oppression right after; might come off a little weird. Just think: What would a guy who’d say “Lemme holla atchu shorty” do?
I got over 200 submissions this week which is amazing and absurd but there’ll be one small change in the Tinder blog moving forward: To protect you guys submitting from the occasional wrath of girls, I’m not putting Twitter handles in any more. Just good business given how some girls don’t get Tinder is a publicly accessible dating site with thousands of people seeing their stuff daily. But anyway keep submitting your best to me on Twitter (DMs are open to protect your anonymity) and let’s go, Summer Friday Tinder time!
(via Turtle)
Hope this girl never finds herself horny in a desert (via Craig)
If you’re going to be a prude, don’t make the jokes at your expense that easy lady (via R.)
I got sent this chick 10 times this week so clearly she’s onto something and hopefully that something is a Stoolie’s dick (via Totally Not A Porn Pirate Simon)
If you can’t trust a girl in a rainbow skirt and unicorn horns enough to fuck her without a condom, why even be on Tinder? (via CharlieWisco)
Say what you will but the big girl sales pitches here are real strong (via R., Marie)
I don’t care what you say, “various elongated vegetables” gets a swipe right from me 100% of the time (via comp)
Tranny of the week status here, love her making it like you’re the weirdo if you’re not chatting with her because she still has a dick (via Tim)
In fairness I’m told this is from rural South Carolina so obviously this would qualify as a five star date there (via Joe)
When you tell this chick “get back in the kitchen” it’s got layers of meaning to her (via Gopher)
Nothing like a tits out sexy face photo to show you’re just looking for pals while your soldier boyfriend is out there protecting us (via Michael)
Pretty sure I’ve had this chick on here before but don’t care, she’s still a 10 (via Jay)
Oh sorry Caitlin, I was already planning on fucking the thumbtack holder on my desk tonight but maybe next time? (via JJ)
Creative approach for colorful jizz, not sure if I’d be insulted or turned on if I were Latino or Asian (via Kevin)
And with legs like that, you know she means and will enforce it (via Lucas)
I guess BisexualPaganFurryPolyamorousStayAtHomesMeet.com doesn’t exist? We should get on that (via Jack)
Hey you think this chick is down to party? (via Eric)
MeUndies is dying to sponsor Emily’s podcasts I bet (via William)
Courtney is a strange name choice for a cross-dressing Barstool Nate, I’d have gone Caitlyn personally (via Kyle)
And the hot/NSFWish ones…
Fucking Kilometres Tinder coming in real hot, get better USA (via Lachlan, NSFW here)
Sounds like we have a lot in common here Marie (via Jamie)
I can’t be the only one who thinks the mystery here is a little hot right? Like you might die but what a House of Cards-esque journey (via M M M)
Had to blur the face but yes that was extremely hot too, just FYI (via Chris)
I only believe her because she said “literally” (via Jeff)
Maybe it’s a bot but sometimes you just need to take a leap of faith (via Bubby)
Not sure I think this chick is hot hot but I respect the self-bubbling swimsuit (via delihands)
Ah random dick from a stranger on the Internet, is there anything you can’t do? (via Brendan)
Hopefully not all at the same time (via Bret)
Classic “swipe right and pray to all the available Gods for a match” situation at play here (via Rew)
Great rhetorical question here…I’d spend more if it were the carrot after shopping but I’d also wish death upon you the entire time so it’s kind of a tradeoff (via Alex)
No way that body holds up over time but what a thrill it’d be now (via Kevin)
This girl has been in the Tinder roundup I think four times now? Really admire her never quit attitude, a very admirable trait in a potential date (via Bob)
What an incredibly eclectic profile that guys will only remember one thing from: Tits (via Jake)
Come on, no serviceable bar sells a jizz cocktail. Well, maybe a San Francisco speakeasy. The jizz is muddled so it’s cool (via Stephen)
And this week’s NSFW cherry on top (via Matt) is a chick with an impossible body who “doesn’t care what you think about her anymore,” great place to be for the Tinder blog. Send me your screenshots on Twitter and happy swiping!