Concordia University of Michigan Has New Merch Your Mom Would Love

I saw this on our Barstool Twitter feed and I thought those pesky ANUS boys were up to no good again. But then I looked deeper for the CUM, and CUM I found. You cannot tell me this hat isn't fire.

I think it's every father's dream to hear their daughter say "daddy, when I grow up I want to be a CUM Cardinal". 

Unfortunately for us aspiring CUMmers, it looks like nearly all CUM merch is either sold out or pulled from the site. This is the first time I've ever been late to CUM, that's for sure. And the irony of them pulling out the CUM but not letting us get it on our clothes is not lost on me. 

I hate that they don't have the CUM merch in the store anymore, talk about blowing your load. People finally care about your college and you go soft on us. Not my CUM.