Watch This Walmart Employee Quit Over the Store Loudspeaker With the Most Spectacular Parting Shots of All-Time

Now THAT is how you quit a job.

Judging from how this video went, I'm guessing this rant over the Walmart PA system did not come at the conclusion of a two-weeks' notice. And in this woman's farewell address, there were no stones left unturned. Everybody was getting the smoke.

After branding multiple co-workers as racists and perverts, the now-former Walmart associate closes with, "Fuck the managers, fuck this company, fuck this position and fuck that big, lazy bitch Chris Price. I fucking quit."

I can't necessarily relate to quitting a job like this, but the release in that moment must feel absolutely incredible. Just absolutely unloading everything you've ever wanted to say about your shitty co-workers. I love it.

And just to remove all doubt as to whether or not this was real, several people shopping at the time pulled out their phones and started recording, as well.

That's actually who I would love to be in that scenario. Just walking through Walmart, trying to get out of there with fewer than 10 things you didn't intend to purchase, and then every person who has ever worked at that location starts getting flamed over the loudspeaker. Not too many ways to get dinner and a show these days, but that'll do the trick.

No word yet on this employee's severance package.